Dear God...

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and his mother 
told him to pray to God for it. 

He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up.

Then he decided perhaps he should write a letter to God, 
requesting $100.00. 

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to 
God, they opened it. Then decided to send it to the Whitehouse. 

The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he 
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a check for $5.00.
He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down,  
to write a thank you letter to God, which ran as follows:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending me the money. 

I only wish you hadn't sent it through Washington. 

As usual, those jokers deducted 95%.
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