The Little Old Lady
(& The Atheist)

There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who
would step out on her porch every day, raise her arms
to the sky and yell "Praise the Lord."

One day, an atheist bought the house next door to
her, and he became very irritated with the spiritual
lady. So after a month or so of her yelling, "Praise
the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his
porch and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued.

One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady
couldn't get to the store, she went out on her porch,
raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me
Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have
no more food."

The next morning, she went outside, and there were
three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her
a week. "Praise the Lord," she yelled.

The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,
"There is no Lord.... Ha! I bought those groceries!"
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(hold on...the ending is pretty good!)
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The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and
said, "Praise the Lord, you sent me groceries
and you made the Devil pay for them!"

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